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" An Open Roleplaying Thread, we all sit in the pub/inn and chat and tell eacother tales, something drastic "May" Happen later ;) "

Jo was sitting by the bar sipping on a cold jug'o'ale while looking at the behind of the waitress who was almos always tripping because of the long skirt.
"By Terran that behind is a winderfull behind" Jo thought to himself as he finished the drink, drinking himself up to the courage to ask her for a dance when the bards had finished tuning their lute's. A Strong hand hit Jo hard in the back, he almost drowned in his jar and fell of the stool. The burly man laughed and helped young Jo up again, it was Gand. Gand was an old lumberjack who had lived in the small town most of his life, he used to live in the nordlands beyond the normur mountains, there was many stories told about him "but most of them are probably just false tales" he thought as he gained his feet, like the white lady story he had been told when he was young. He hated his parents for scaring him with that story for so many years, one day he had dared to go outside in spring rain, as he stomped around in the mud he realised it, it was all a trick, a false tale to keep him out of the rain, he stood there for hours but no white lady came to take his life.

Jo smacked Gand in his back to return the favour and made his voice as manly as he could and said loudly,"Bring me another jug of ale, an put it on ol'Gand here". Gand just laughed and emptied his jug.

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A large man enters the pub. He has a beard so long it reaches down o his knees. He removes his hat and throws it in the fireplace where it combusts and burns with mighty flames. His big, outgoing eyes stare at Jo and he suddenly walks up to Jo's table, leans over it on his hairy knuckles and says:
You think youre tough, eh?

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Jo looked at the big burly man who had just stomped into the small tavern with a very surprised look on his face
"Uhm.. well.. eh Yes, i do. I've spent the last few years chopping wood, and i would not say that i am not tough"
Jo Emptied his jug as he manly spoke to the stranger.